Book Clean Stand-up Comedy for Theatres & Performing Arts Centers

We’re the leading independent producer of clean stand-up comedy for American theatres and performing arts centers.

A typical theatre show is 3-4 comedians, 90 minutes long (plus we often add a very popular audience Q&A at the end). Our comedians have performed on all the late-night talk shows, have specials on Netflix, Amazon, Hulu, etc. We’ve been doing this for over 20 years.

We even have a comedy special you can watch right now:

The Ivy League of Comedy Live at the Emelin Theatre

 

The country’s top clean stand-up comedians from The Ivy League of Comedysm will thrill your theatre or performing arts center audience with our clean & clever comedy. EACH of us has at least 20 years experience as a stand-up comedian.              Book us now, or just ask questions

Why theatres book us: Top Ten reasons to book our clean stand-up shows

  • Theatre marketing and executive directors tell us that our stand-up comedy shows bring more new patrons to their theatre than any other art form they present, including the younger audiences you’re seeking to attract.
  • We’re experts at selling tickets to comedy shows. Scroll down for more information.
  • We fill your dark nights.
  • We’re all headliners with 20+ years of experience, almost all with late-night TV credits plus comedy specials. Our comedy is clean and clever.
  • We have minimal tech requirements, just turn on the lights and sound. During a production run or load-in, we just stand in front of your set, no problem.
  • We have flexible deal structures including door deals.
  • We offer a turnkey process: we put together a diverse and affordable line-up, helping you make the arts accessible to more people.
  • We help you fulfill your mission to present a wide variety of high-quality live entertainment programming to your community.
  • We help you continue to be a leading center of culture in the community.
  • And of course we help you Turn a Profit in Order to Sustain Your Venue for the Future! We even have a method to help you sell more drinks!

Booking The Ivy League of Comedysm fulfills all those goals!

(and we’re a boat-load of fun!)


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comedian Shaun Eli on stage at Mamaroneck's Emelin Theatre in front of Ivy logo banner, standing on an Oriental rug
Shaun Eli hosting The Ivy League of Comedy at the Emelin Theatre in New York

Our shows have some unique features- ask us for details.
We’re comedy marketing experts– we know how to sell tickets. For example we use structured data (schema markup) for our shows to help get your events listed in Google searches. Ever search for something and you see an event listing above the regular search results? That’s from an internet search feature called structured data and we add it to our website to get your show listed.
There are two special things we do that are very important to sell tickets to comedy shows, because selling tickets to comedy shows is quite different from selling tickets to a stage play, a musical, or a band. (We’re not going to tell everyone by posting it here but we will share them with you when you hire us.)
If you sell drinks, we have a clever way to sell more drinks at our comedy shows, increasing your revenues. Shared when you book us.
Our clean and clever comedy shows will meet all of your objectives and far exceed your expectations while entertaining your audience with smart and original content!

We can structure our fee in several different ways, depending upon your needs and house size.

Tech requirements for our stand-up comedy shows

Our comedy shows have minimal tech requirements, just turn on the lights and sound, that’s all we need. No sets to build, no follow spots, no fancy sound effects. And if you have a dark night during a week of production we can fill your calendar- just close the curtains, we stand in front and perform.
(No curtains? Still no problem. We just stand in front and put on a great show!)

Pricing and booking structure for theatre comedy shows

We work with a variety of structures- a flat fee, a fee plus profit-sharing, very often even a straight door deal. We have a turnkey booking process- we ask a few questions, learn about your audience, propose a show (sometimes based on one of our unique specific themes). We arrange a great line-up of pro comedians. We provide you with all the marketing information you need, including things you didn’t know you needed, because promoting stand-up comedy isn’t the same as promoting a band or stage play.

Shaun Eli performing on on a very wide stage
Shaun Eli performing on a much wider stage than he needs
Studies have shown that people value experiences more than we value possessions. The pleasure we get from buying something new wears off very quickly but pleasurable experiences live on in our memory. A comedy show is a great, fun experience!

We make them laugh… You get all the credit!sm

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FAQs for theatre stand-up comedy shows

How do I find clean, smart stand-up comedians for an older theatre audience?

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A lot of theatres have older audiences. The Ivy League of Comedy’s shows are great for this demographic, because we’re clean and don’t tend to talk about the stuff that’s the usual material at comedy clubs (the average age of a comedy club patron is in their thirties). Typical comedy club comedians have jokes on topics like marijuana, internet dating, video games. That’s not us. All of us are headliners, and with at least two decades of experience, that makes us all older than forty.

Do you perform at theatres outside the Northeast?

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Yes, The Ivy League of Comedy performs all over the world, except in a few countries where it’d be illegal or too dangerous for us.

What type of comedy shows sell best at performing arts centers versus traditional comedy clubs?

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The Ivy League of Comedy’s clean, smart comedy is better for theatres than the typical comedy club type acts. Theatre audiences often skew older and prefer clean, clever material rather than comedians talking about their Tinder dates. And a line-up of headliners with late-night TV credits will help you with your marketing.

Can you do a comedy show as a fundraiser or gala for our theatre?

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Every show is a fundraiser when you make a profit! Yes, of course, The Ivy League of Comedy would be happy to do a fundraising show for your theatre or performing arts center.

Can we set up a recurring comedy series at our theatre?

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Yes, we do recurring series at theatres, sometimes including our specialty theme shows (ask us for more information about these). We suggest doing it a few times a year to start out.

What are the tech requirements for a comedy show in a theatre?

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Tech requirements for a theatre comedy show? We’re way easy to deal with, says The Ivy League of Comedy’s Shaun Eli. We need a hand-held microphone and a sound system. You already have that. A stage and stage lighting are nice, but for a lot of the shows we do, like for corporate or charity events, we don’t even have that. We’re thrilled to work at a professional theatre. Even the ones staffed by high school students are great.

We do suggest having the audience as close as possible to the stage, ideally three feet. So if you have a big empty space upfront, if you can put chairs there, that’s great. Or add tables and chairs and make it premium seating.

What do comedians need backstage or in the green room?

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Oh, you’re going to love us. Our answer is: Not much. We’re easy- we pretty much just ask for a reasonable meal and a couple of extra bottles of cold water per comedian.

How long is a typical stand-up comedy show at a theatre or performing arts center?

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Typically 90 minutes. But we have no opening or feature acts. All of us are headliners with at least two decades of experience. You get a much better show that way. With The Ivy League of Comedy you get 90 minutes plus a post-show Q&A with the audience. If you want longer we can do that, but your audience might need a bathroom break.

Most comedians in the U.S. hate intermissions because it breaks up the flow of the show. But I (Shaun Eli, the founder) have performed overseas where intermissions are standard in comedy shows. I learned how to make them work, and I’m fine with them. Especially if it helps you sell more drinks (I want you to make money!).

Can your comedians do a post-show Q&A with the audience?

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The Ivy League of Comedy specializes in post-show audience Q&A. Obviously we didn’t invent it, but we’ve been doing it for over twenty years, starting back when it was very uncommon.

We’re very good at making it entertaining, and most of us really enjoy doing it, as it gives us both an opportunity to demonstrate being spontaneously funny and to tell stories that are fun and funny but don’t exactly fit into a stand-up comedy set.

Do you do matinees or weeknight shows?

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The Ivy League of Comedy can do shows at pretty much any time of day, any day of the week (although morning comedy shows aren’t ideal).

Do you have video of one of your shows in a theatre?

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Of course. The Ivy League of Comedy recorded its comedy special at the 260-seat Emelin Theatre in Mamaroneck, NY. You can watch it right here on this page.

How can I make sure that a touring comedian’s material is clean enough for our audience?

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Talk to the comedians before you book, and tell them about any restrictions you have. With The Ivy League of Comedy, you can be confident the material will be clean: we also perform at houses of worship, including some pretty devout congregations.

Is there a booking agency that specializes in smart, clean comedy for theatres?

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We're not a booking agency, we're a company run by a stand-up comedian with over two decades of experience. We specialize in clean comedy: that's exactly why The Ivy League of Comedy was founded (and why we chose that name). To provide clean, smart comedy for theatres and performing arts centers, corporate events and charity fundraisers. We take care of booking, give you information to market shows, and take care of our travel arrangements, a complete turnkey system for your theatre or performing arts center.

How far in advance should theatres book a comedy show?

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The Ivy League of Comedy recommends booking your theatre or performing arts center comedy show at least three months in advance, to give you adequate time to market the show, but we’ve done last-minute bookings too.

What marketing strategies work best to promote a comedy show at a regional theater?

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The Ivy League of Comedy has a lot of marketing strategies specifically geared towards comedy shows. Our founder Shaun Eli majored in marketing at Wharton and he’s been producing stand-up comedy shows at theatres for two decades. Marketing comedy is different from marketing music, and there are some things that make a big difference. He also has some techniques he’s developed, plus, if you sell drinks, a way to sell more drinks at a comedy show.

Oh, we’re also good at working with the press. It’s actually a requirement if you want to be one of our comedians— to be comfortable working with the media. We’re good at it, and reporters like talking to comedians because we’re fun to interview. You can read some of our press here; there's plenty of it.

Will you provide photos, video and a press release to help us promote the show?

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Shaun Eli, the founder and head of The Ivy League of Comedy, majored in marketing at Wharton, so yes, we will provide the necessary marketing materials, including stuff you probably haven’t thought of. Promoting a comedy show is different from promoting a band or stage play.

How should a theatre price tickets for a stand-up comedy show?

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That’s a question we get a lot at The Ivy League of Comedy. It’s one thing we’re not experts on, because you know your local market and demographics better than we do. We do suggest that a ticket for live professional entertainment should cost more than a movie ticket. And we also believe that your ticket price is more elastic than you think— people will pay $40+ for entertainment if they’re interested in it. That said, theatres typically set our ticket prices from $30 to $45.

How do guarantees and door deals typically work for theatre or PAC comedy shows?

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Guarantees and split-fee deals depend on the act's requirements. For us at The Ivy League of Comedy, we’re happy with a flat fee, a fee plus bonus depending on ticket sales, or, quite often, a straight door deal. Contact us and we can discuss some options.

Should we book one famous comedian or a multi-comic showcase lineup?

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That really depends. If it’s a famous comedian they may draw a crowd, and the audience probably won’t care about any opening acts. But name acts are expensive (which also means a high ticket price). The advantage of a showcase line-up from The Ivy League of Comedy is that it’s all headliners, almost all of us with late-night TV credits and our own comedy specials, which are great selling points, but we’re not expensive.

Why haven’t we seen you at APAP?

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The cost! To keep our shows affordable we don’t spend $5,000 on marketing in a whole year, let alone on just one event! Almost our entire budget goes to paying talent.

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Summary/Conclusion

The Ivy League of Comedy is the leading independent producer of clean stand-up comedy for theatres and performing arts centers. Executive directors note that stand-up comedy, more than any other art form, brings new and younger patrons to their venues. The Ivy League of Comedy’s expertise in booking shows will help you provide clean, high-quality entertainment for your venue, with experienced professional comedians as your partners.

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Shaun Eli Breidbart

Comedian, Executive Director and Chief Chocolate Officer
The Ivy League of Comedysm
Liberty Comedy Corp.
Call or text us at (914) it’s-funny (914) 487-3866
Shaun {at} TheIvyLeagueofComedy {dot} com