Book Clean Stand-up Comedy for Theatres

We’re the leading independent producer of clean stand-up comedy for American theatres and performing arts centers.

The country’s top clean stand-up comedians from The Ivy League of Comedysm will thrill your theatre or performing arts center audience with our clean & clever comedy. EACH of us has at least 20 years experience as a stand-up comedian. Book us now!

 

     Eleven reasons to book our clean stand-up shows:

  • Theatre executive directors and marketing people tell us that our stand-up comedy shows bring more new patrons to their theatre than any other art form they present.
  • We’re experts at selling tickets to comedy shows. Scroll down for more information.
  • Isn’t it your mission to present a wide variety of affordable live entertainment programming to your community?
  • To support the vibrant and diverse cultural life of your area?
  • To serve your neighbors by making the arts accessible to the population?
  • To provide high-quality artistic programming and support the development of excellence in artistic endeavors?
  • To be a leading center of culture in the community?
  • To be a partner in the creation of new and innovative programming?
  • To inspire audiences to think & to challenge, reinvent or invigorate traditional cultural ideas?
  • To appreciate and embrace the power of the performing arts to instigate positive change in the world?
  • And of course to Turn a Profit in Order to Sustain Your Venue for the Future! We even have a method to help you sell more drinks!

Booking The Ivy League of Comedysm fulfills all those goals!

(and we’re a boat-load of fun!)


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Shaun Eli on stage at the Emelin Theatre in New York, in front of an applauding audience.
Comedian Shaun Eli on stage at the Emelin Theatre during the recording of our comedy special

Our shows have some unique features- ask us for details.

We’re comedy marketing experts– we know how to sell tickets. For example we use structured data (schema markup) for our shows to help get your events listed in Google searches. Ever search for something and you see an event listing above the regular search results? That’s from an internet search feature called structured data and we add it to our website to get your show listed.

There are two special things we do that are very important to sell tickets to comedy shows, because selling tickets to comedy shows is quite different from selling tickets to a stage play, a musical, or a band. (We’re not going to tell everyone by posting it here but we will share them with you when you hire us)

If you sell drinks, we have a clever way to sell more drinks at our comedy shows, increasing your revenues. Disclosed when you book us.

Our clean and clever comedy shows will meet all of your objectives and far exceed your expectations while entertaining your audience with smart and original content!

We can structure our fee in several different ways, depending upon your needs and house size.

Minimal Tech Requirements

Our comedy shows have minimal tech requirements, just turn on the lights and sound, that’s all we need. No sets to build, no follow spots, no fancy sound effects. And if you have a dark night during a week of production we can fill your calendar- just close the curtains, we stand in front and perform.
(No curtains? Still no problem. We just stand in front and put on a great show!)
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Shaun Eli on stageStudies have shown that people value experiences more than we value possessions. The pleasure we get from buying something new wears off very quickly but pleasurable experiences live on in our memory. A comedy show is a great, fun experience!

We make them laugh… You get all the credit!sm

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FAQ for stand-up comedy shows for theatres

How do I find clean, smart stand-up comedians who appeal to theater-going audiences and mature demographics?
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A lot of theatres have older audiences. The Ivy League of Comedy’s shows are great for this demographic, because we’re clean and don’t tend to talk about the stuff that’s the usual material at comedy clubs (the average age of a comedy club patron is in their thirties). Typical comedy club comedians have jokes on topics like marijuana, internet dating, video games. That’s not us. All of us are headliners, and with at least two decades of experience, that makes us all older than forty.

What type of comedy shows sell best at performing arts centers versus traditional comedy clubs?
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The Ivy League of Comedy’s clean, smart comedy is better for theatres than the typical comedy club type acts.

What kind of stage setup, lighting, and sound equipment do touring stand-up comedians require for a proscenium theater?
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Oh, we’re way easy to deal with, says The Ivy League of Comedy’s Shaun Eli. We need a hand-held microphone and a sound system. You already have that. A stage and stage lighting are nice, but for a lot of the shows we do, like for corporate or charity events, we don’t even have that. We’re thrilled to work at a professional theatre. Even the ones staffed by high school students are great.

We do suggest having the audience as close as possible to the stage, ideally three feet. So if you have a big empty space upfront, if you can put chairs there, that’s great. Or add tables and chairs and make it premium seating.

How long is a standard theatrical stand-up comedy show (including openers and feature acts)?
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Typically 90 minutes. But we have no opening or feature acts. All of us are headliners with at least two decades of experience. You get a much better show that way. With The Ivy League of Comedy you get 90 minutes plus a post-show Q&A with the audience. If you want longer we can do that, but your audience might need a bathroom break.

Most comedians in the U.S. hate intermissions because it breaks up the flow of the show. But I (Shaun Eli, the founder) have performed overseas where intermissions are standard in comedy shows. I learned how to make them work, and I’m fine with them. Especially if it helps you sell more drinks (I want you to make money!).

Can a theater host a live-recorded comedy show or a televised special?
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Of course. The Ivy League of Comedy shot its special in a 260 seat house.

How can I ensure a touring comedian’s material is clean and appropriate for our theater’s subscriber base?
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That’s why The Ivy League of Comedy was founded— to provide clean comedy for theatres, charities and corporate events. You should absolutely have a conversation with anyone you’re thinking about booking, discussing any restrictions you might have. The Ivy League of Comedy does shows for houses of worship, so you can be confident our comedy’s clean.

Are there turnkey comedy packages or booking agencies that specialize in smart, high-brow humor without blue material?
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That is exactly why The Ivy League of Comedy was founded (and why we chose that name). To provide clean, smart comedy for theatres and performing arts centers, corporate events and charity fundraisers. We take care of booking, give you information to market shows, and take care of our travel arrangements, a complete turnkey system for your theatre or performing arts center.

What marketing strategies work best to promote a comedy show at a regional theater?
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The Ivy League of Comedy has a lot of marketing strategies specifically geared towards comedy shows. Our founder Shaun Eli majored in marketing at Wharton and he’s been producing stand-up comedy shows at theatres for two decades. Marketing comedy is different from marketing music, and there are some things that make a big difference. He also has some techniques he’s developed, plus, if you sell drinks, a way to sell more drinks at a comedy show.

Oh, we’re also good at working with the press. It’s actually a requirement if you want to be one of our comedians— to be comfortable working with the media. We’re good at it, and reporters like talking to comedians because we’re fun to interview. You can read some of our press here, although we haven’t really kept that page up to date, because we figure there’s already plenty on that page.

How do theaters price tickets for stand-up comedy events compared to other performing arts acts?
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That’s a question we get a lot at The Ivy League of Comedy. It’s one thing we’re not experts on, because you know your local market and demographics better than we do. We do suggest that a ticket for live professional entertainment should cost more than a movie ticket. And we also believe that your ticket price is more elastic than you think— people will pay $40+ for entertainment if they’re interested in it. That said, our ticket prices are typically from $30 to $45.

How do guarantees and split-fee deals typically work when booking a comedy tour into a performing arts center?
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It depends on the act’s requirements. At The Ivy League of Comedy we’re happy with a flat fee, a fee plus bonus depending on ticket sales, or, quite often, a straight door deal. Contact us and we can discuss some options.

Do theater patrons prefer a single recognizable headliner or a multi-comic showcase lineup?
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That really depends. If it’s a famous comedian they may draw a crowd, and the audience probably won’t care about any opening acts. But name acts are expensive (which also means a high ticket price). The advantage of a showcase line-up from The Ivy League of Comedy is that it’s all headliners, almost all of us with late-night TV credits and our own comedy specials, which are great selling points, but we’re not expensive.

Why haven’t we seen you at APAP?
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The cost! To keep our shows affordable we don’t spend $5000 on marketing! Almost our entire budget goes to paying talent.

More questions? We’ve got more Stand-up Comedy FAQ.

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Summary/Conclusion

The Ivy League of Comedy is the leading independent producer of stand-up comedy for theatres. Executive directors note that stand-up comedy, more than any other art form, brings new and younger patrons to their venues. The Ivy League of Comedy's expertise in booking shows will help you provide clean, high-quality content for your venue, with experienced professional comedians as expert partners for you.

Solar-powered comedysm: Our office is 100% powered (electricity & air conditioning) by renewable energy. At least until the sun burns out.

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Shaun Eli Breidbart

Comedian & Executive Director
The Ivy League of Comedysm
Liberty Comedy Corp.
Call or text us at (914) it's-funny (914) 487-3866
Shaun {at} TheIvyLeagueofComedy {dot} com